O.F.I.M.

opposite of TGIF, stands for 'Oh Fuck It's Monday'. Used when in despair after waking up and realizing the weekend is over.

Me: Jim, Jim wake up , your going to be late for work.

Jim: O.F.I.M.

by wordygurl May 13, 2009

F.A.G.S.

Fight Against Grenade Spam. Infinityward's failed game trailer released shortly before Modern Warfare 2's release. The trailer was soon taken down by Infinityward because of the offensive acronym. In the trailer an animated Philidelphia Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels talks about "...something close to his heart, random grenades." The trailers release was most likely a response to the Call of Duty community's dislike of the fragmentation grenade (Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare frags were thought by many to be "overpowered" due to their large blast radius. Many players often "spammed 3 frags off spawn") in the previous Modern Warfare. Critics of the game trailer stated that the whole incident could have been avoided if the acronym had been changed to F.R.A.G.S. (Fight Relentlessly Against Grenade Spam). The trailer can be found on video websites such as YouTube (The trailer was removed from Infinityward's YouTube page shortly after it's release but is on other pages).

Player 1: "Hey did you see the new F.A.G.S. trailer for Modern Warfare 2?"
Player 2: "Some of it. They took the video down when it was halfway through loading. All i saw was some guy wearing a..." *ping, ping... BOOM!* "Thats it!!! I'm done with these grenade spamming fags. I am definitely not getting Modern Warfare 2."
Player 1: "Actually, if you watch the rest of it..." -Player 2 is offline- "...of course."

by TJVClutch August 6, 2010

F-22 Raptor

A relative to the Velociraptor, the F-22 Raptor is the result of combined evolution and nuclear mutation. Far superior in every way to it's cousin, the Velociraptor, the F-22 Raptor can even fly.

The air force is looking highly-trained F-22 Raptor

by Ammonious January 26, 2017

What the f*** happened to the floor

a reccuring line in pokemon talk, usually when they change studios

Bulbasaur: Hi, I'm Bulbasaur
Squirtle: And I'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: And this is Pokémon–
Squirtle: What the f*** happened to the floor

by lolgod2 April 28, 2020

F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

by tony August 12, 2004

F-22 Raptor

Developed by Lockheed Martin/Boeing, the F-22 Raptor is the United States' premier jet fighter. It has extremely advanced dogfighting and BVR (beyond visual range) capabilities. The F-22 also incorporates thrust vectoring (it can move the exhaust to improve maneuverability), stealth, and a radar so advanced that it can track and engage most other aircraft before they even know anything is happening.

That F-22 Raptor shot down the MIG-29 before the MIG pilot even knew anyone was there!

by Drumdude June 17, 2013

john f. kennedy

Kennedy was going to be one of the greatest presidents in the history of the country. He was going to cut the income tax and end the CIA. This is precisely why he was assassinated.

John F. Kennedy is the only Democrat I give full respect to. It is a tragedy such a great man was killed off simply because he knew a little too much.

by david smith, jr. February 21, 2008