Edward Elric

ME, teh smex, who is better than j00 all!

I am Edward Elric, teh awesome, teh smex!

by Ed teh smex October 15, 2004

Eswag

The way an iranian says Swag!

Wow Dadash see here...this goy who gives us the esteak has really ESWAG

by ZakharIrani December 17, 2012

Edwardsville Tigers Football Team

The resident football team of Edwardsville High School, nicknamed the Tigers.

The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.

Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.

Student: The Edwardsville Tigers Football Team are the greatest football team ever assembled! There's no way we're losing to East Lou this year!

Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?

Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!

Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.

by LarsNootbaarsBrother August 28, 2022

mark edward fishbach

Mark Edward Fishbach is an American youtuber who goes by the name of 'markiplier'. He was born on June 28, 1989 in Honolulu in Oahu, the capital of Hawaii. He makes let's play games on his channel, a lot of his fans ship 'Septiplier' which is a ship between him and jacksepticeye (Sean William Mcloughin). People debate over if they should Ben together or not (I ship it). Mark and jack have made videos with each other and been in panels together. They both fuel the ship.

Mark Edward Fishbach is amazing!!!!

by Koala_Lover59 December 29, 2016

Edward Cullen

A fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. He is a sparkling vampire who all idiot girls are in love with. They don't get the fact that he is just another guy made famous because of how "sexy" he is. All fan girls of Edward Cullen are stupid, brainwashed idiots!

Fangirl: OMG!!! ISN'T EDWARD CULLEN JUST SOOO HOT!
Normal person: No...?
Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM!
Normal person: So what's up with you?
Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM!!! <3 I LOVE HIM
Normal person: *walks away*

by Mnsuprstar June 20, 2009

Edward

A horny guy who fucks everything that moves

You better freeze when you see Edward or else he might fuck you in the ass.

by billyjoe402 May 23, 2016

Team Edward

Team Edward is a group of Twilight saga fans that have decided they are completely and utterly devoted to Edward Cullen, one of the leading characters of Stephinie Meyers amazing vampire book series the Twilight saga. In short they are Edward Cullen groupies. Most people who are in love with the book are either on Team Edward or Team Jacob.

girl #1 at the premier of the new twilight movie: Whoo! I love Twilight go team Jacob!

girl #2 at the premier of the new Twilight movie: What your crazy I am so Team Edward! Whooo!!!

by Scarletbegonia22 February 21, 2009