evangelicalskye

a mixture of the two most amazing girls in the whole world. With a choice of all their best aspects. Beautiful, intelligent, sexy, kind, caring, amaze in a maze and hilariously witty. This girl will blow your mind!

wow that girls so amazing its like shes an evangelicalskye

by weknowallthefacts.com April 18, 2010

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Evan Tight

1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.

2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.

1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."

2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"

by DilledDough September 5, 2011

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Evan Luce

A Handsome Young Man On The Road To Success . All The Women seem to Want to be with him and All The Guys seem to want to be him ! he is a real hero in the eyes of some ! and is said to be some kind of Sex God in the sack ! A Good Number of Woman , sheep , holes , and Even a Mexican could pay tribute to this statement . He is Blessed with a voice I predict will go on to silence stadiums of people! Evan Luce Invented footwear right after he discovered Time Travel in the year 2036 . He has always liked the woods and Long long walks on the beach ! If you ever see or come close Evan Luce ! arouse him as quick as you can , you might not ever get this opportunity again ! if hes alone , tackle him down and rape him if you need to ! he wont struggle long before giving in flipping you over and taking control of the situation ! dont ever forget to tell your friends after . in some religions it is believed that Sexual intercourse with Evan Luce will make all your sins Be Forgiven ! ,.

Who is that sexy singer up on stage ???
"thats Evan Luce!" `
immediately after this comment Evan would line the girls up on stage, bend them over and cleanse them of their sins one by one because he truly lives to do gods will .. . . .

by Eagle-Spread-Angel ;) October 6, 2011

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Evangalyn

The most seedy, amazing, beautiful girl there is. The name is just as special as her personality - so unique! You are one lucky man if you have her as your girlfriend because she is just wonderfull in every way (even the back ;) Treat her right and she will treat you even better.

You: Doing this is so hard when it gets everywhere

Evangalyn: hard, everywhere .... (;

by LiBeBCNOFNe October 22, 2011

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