Evangeline

Pronounced eh-VAN-jə-leen or eh-VAN-jə-liyn, Evangeline loves you and is not ashamed of it. She's like an angel bringing good news and compliments. You're going to smile when you think of her and blush when you see her. Evangeline is a tall glass of water - not lemonade. Did I mention sexy? Yeah, no need. She is drop dead gorgeous straight through and doesn't know it, but she is proud and modest. Wise. Exotic, free and concerned. She loves. Evangeline lifts your spirit and puts you at ease. She doesn't like being called Angie. She's Evangeline and your friend. You know she can kick your ass and never will, because she's that cool. Loving Evangeline is part of nature.

"Oh my God, what is her name?"
"What do you think?"
"Evangeline?"
"Duh."

"Hey Evangeline! How ya doin'?"
"I love you and feel really good. How are you?

by iodine_clumps June 10, 2011

Evangelion

A brainfucker of an anime.
26 episodes, produced by Gainax, started airing in 1996, directed by the god-like Hideaki Anno.

See also: Serial Experiments Lain, Brianfucker, and Freuidian.

Hahahaha toast and panties (ep. 26)....

by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004

Evan Ghang

Evan Ghang is a Korean, CEO, Zaddy who will make you want to say HELLUR SIR. Often featured on BuzzFeed videos, Evan makes not only women but also men fall in love with his broad shoulders and kind heart. His face was sculpted by the gods and just from one glance, you can feel your mouth begin to dry out as you become thirsty. Evan is a daddy from heaven, no questions asked.

Youtube Commenter: "The more I watch Evan Ghang, the more moist I become."

Evan: "Are you moist? Thank you. M O I S T." (BuzzFeed Men Read Thirsty Comments)

by sksc May 19, 2018

evan sill

someone who talks very loud and is very short and looks like a middle schooler while he is rly a freshman but everyone still loves him.

that kid is an evan sill, hes so loud

by chicago29 January 15, 2019

Evala

"Evala" is expression in Bulgarian language used when praise or admire someone\something.
I am bulgarian and never heard of the above definition.

Hey, Anna! Evala. You are amazing.

Eeee. Evala, bro.

Evala to the government for doing such a great job.

by Anukanna November 11, 2019

Rust Evangelism

The practice where Rust developers (aka evangelists) and cult followers harass other developers, code maintainers, and open source communities in order to get them to submit to the borrow checker and rewrite everything in Rust. They're known to cite Stackoverflow surveys that Rust is so loved, and that memory safety is free in Rust.

You know, Rust Evangelists proposed that Linux be rewritten in Rust.
Man, the amount of Rust Evangelism on Hacker News is just insane.

by CrazyDev February 17, 2021

evasive mumbling

Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.

When mom asks about that broken plate, you better answer with some evasive mumbling.

by Fat Atheist February 1, 2010