ditchable

Someone you can dump over

Do I look like ditchable prom-date to you?
No, Bobby, of course not.

by Bullm September 7, 2020

Ditch Pig

Ugly, trashy woman from the pits of hell.
Luke Combs female fans.

Hey, would you look at all of those ditch pigs in the pit at the Luke Combs show!

by The.know.it.all November 19, 2020

Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.

I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.

by Diggitydo January 4, 2021

ditchertation

a ditched Ph.D. dissertation

One cannot successfully defend a ditchertation.

by Doos Jarus January 5, 2021

Ditch pig

A dirty 'ol unattractive you would take home from the pig scramble when the bar closes

Did you really take down that ditch pig from the bar last night?

by Jabroni37 February 5, 2021

Ditching

To have sex in a ditch

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night

by Smedge April 16, 2021

Ditch Dragger

A Ditch Dragger suffers from poor eyesight and a terrible sense of direction, especially in familiar territory. At least once a year, the ditch dragger will crash a perfectly good truck into a drain that has been there for years.
The Ditch dragger is particularly common on farms, and usually has a proclivity for molesting innocent farm animals.

"fuck me, did you see what that clown did this time? what a fucking ditch dragger!"

by Group_Shaggalong April 28, 2021