raining tits and dicks

a phrase coined by bodybuilder, Matthew Brown, on the way to a brutal leg workout used to describe heavy, if not torrential, precipitation.

jesus tapdancing christ, its raining tits and dicks!

by buryyourfaceinmyquiveringanus July 31, 2011

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The act of fellating a dead canine's penis.

Cyril dumped me last week, he sucks dead dogs dicks!

by bjeans June 24, 2008

Dickshot

Unofficial, Punitive, extra duty assigned by a superior ranked non-commissioned officer in the Marine Corps that happens when you get caught fucking off or fucking up.

PFC Screwsupalot just got caught with a dirty rifle. I bet Corporal Asshandler is going to give him a dickshot for it.

"Why is PFC Dumbshit mopping the floor with a towel?"

"Oh, Seargent Hardass is giving him a dickshot for sleeping at his post."

by Seargeant Hardass August 22, 2011

Ron DickSandwich

The Governor of Florida. Having him removed from office would save lives and make the IQ of Florida climb to a more sane level.

Hey, did you hear Ron DickSandwich says it’s open season in Florida and you can shoot anyone who you think might be a looter now?

by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

Bag of Dicks

A bag of dicks is a phrase coined to combat a bag of pussies. The term "bag of pussies" comes from the act of tying up kittens, putting them in a plastic garbage bag and throwing them off of a dock. Since there are far more dicks than pussies on Earth, it was necessary to add the phrase. It has also been used to described a bar full of assholes who can't take yes for an answer.

Yes. You're a dick. A bag of dicks.

by cakenflies October 7, 2003

Black dicks

Black dicks will always be bigger that white dicks exept for maybe my dads. I only know what his looks like because he rapes me daily. It feels good not gonna lie

Black people: we have the biggest black dicks

My dad: hold my beer

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Alpha-Beta-Bitch-Dicks

A fraternity devoted to jerks and a-holes alike.

No you cant be in Alpha-Beta-Bitch-Dicks your too pussy!

by Nigel aka Vishnu April 9, 2003