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DOCTOR OR HOOKER

Girl seems to be wearing a trench coat and alot of muddy makeup, snapping her 3/5 inch heals down the hallway of the hospital stay in rooms. Her partner blocks a fire exit for about 3 minutes while typing on the computer. The team then stairs in a daze as one man needs to puke from so much oxicotton. Then some other of her partners trip thier feet and bump into thigs when they walk.
Little tootsie foot: "I know there was a lot of horse shit on the streets rotting everyone's inside out backin the day and your body needs repair now Daddy, whoa was that a DOCTOR OR HOOKER in that swampy looking trench coat thing?"

Daddy, "I hate that nurse."

Little tootsie foot, I sure have to stair everyone down here incase there would be a fire, and what the hell are they kissing over there or is that her uturus sticking out like a pony? DOCTOR OR HOOKER? "
by thenonqueefedgazelle January 28, 2010
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Black Doctor

an alcoholic drink composed of Dr. Pepper and any mint flavored mouthwash
Damn, im so hungover from drinking too many black doctors last night
by PSDR March 30, 2013
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Colonel Doctor

The act of in which you are a Colonel of something, that may or may not be involved with the BullMoose Club, and you receive your PhD after the fact.Can also be spelled: Col. Doctor, Col. Dr., Colonel Dr., Kernel Dr., Kernel Doctor, Cornhole Dr.
There is only one Colonel Doctor, his name is Col. Doctor.
by Dan Jewell March 15, 2005
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plank doctor

A plank doctor is a professional in the art of plank study. Plank doctors are recruited by organisations to seek out 'planks' in their workplaces. Planks being socially inept, smelly bastards. Plank doctors attempt to cleanse and heal these people, if a solution is not found the plank is usually fobbed off into a ditch.
Do you hear about Jimmy - a plank doctor came and took him away

Jim : Look at that ditch full of those dead planker bastards
Bob: Yeah those bloody plank doctors are mental
by Charlie Cranmer April 3, 2008
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Rez Doctor

An individual who displays characteristics of all three forms of rez, yet continually exceeds their peers and own beliefs by persistantly and exponentially engaging in activities that would be considered rez in third world country.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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DoctorEvol

Gaming god. Players pray to this god when they need someone to play with or when they need skill in their game.
DoctorEvol owns your soul!
by james March 4, 2005
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Doctor Noobasaurus

A guitar playing, noob, that wears a stethoscope and has a funny hat
the drawing in my math book is of a Doctor Noobasaurus.
by oashflGFKHGI234R December 24, 2008
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