Dingle

This is an Edinburgh term used to insult of belittle an individual. The term is similar yet far more offencive than the conventional idiot.

He's a pure dingle by the way.

by coco Brennan hertz boy July 8, 2006

dingleberry

(1) NOUN: A Residual Fecal Crustation caused by improper wiping, excessively dry excrement, or low quality toilet paper commonly found in washrooms at public resteraunts.
(2) ADJECTIVE: Used to describe a dysfunctional, incompetent or reliably uncooperative person.
(3) ADVERB: An unexpected non-cooperative event caused by or reflective of inexcusable stupidity or unpardonable technical failure.

(1) I think that cheap wipe toilet paper left a dingleberry.
(2) Don't ask him for anything, he's a DINGLEBERRY.
(3) I was going to print that document, but all that came out was another DINGLEBERRY.

by James T. Baker December 10, 2008

dingleberry

someone riding your ass almost on your bumper while driving, esp. for long distance.

this freaking dingleberry was riding my ass the whole way here with his brights on. i kept slowing down to let him pass, but he stayed right on my ass.

by viciousk May 25, 2009

Dingle Shrapnel

A showering of "dingle shrapnel" is caused by spraying one's sweaty taint and ass with a can of computer duster.

After a long round of golf on a hot day, Jimmy decided to skip a shower and cool down by spraying a can of computer duster from his balls to his taint. The dingle shrapnel was shooting everywhere and we couldn't believe how they stuck to the walls.

by ocean recruiter August 4, 2010

DingleBear

Running around, usually in a sport, with a huge grizzly bear chomping on your dingleberries.

Whoa dude, that dinglebear just totally cleaned my arse dingles!!!!

by yankees714 December 7, 2011

Dingle-Fuck

Sexual debris and/or aftermath of a sexual encounter.

"Man, there's so much dingle-fuck dried up on my inner thigh."
"Could be worse, at least you don't have any cinnafloss"

by The Clam Burglar January 30, 2012

dingleberry

somebody who is dumb, dont understand shit, so instead of callin him or her a dumbass or a stupid motherfucker or a son of a bitch you just call them a fuckin dingleberry.

i specifically told this motherfucker to bring me back a master cylinder miller and he brings me back a fuckin icehouse...what a dingleberry.

by frank rizzo May 13, 2005