Dickscalaber

It's a dick so powerful that it is on par with any sword of legend it is said on thrust from this dick could destroy any coon

Jason was born with dickscalaber he destroys everyone he has sex with

by Ghostboxbeat June 12, 2017

dicks cunt

Dicks cunt is another way of saying "suck shit" or "sucks to be you"

Guy 1: girlfriend ate the last of the chicken.

Guy 2: hahah dicks cunt

by Itzboobabeey August 23, 2017

Dicksense

Kind of like 6th sense but with your dick

He messages me everytime im naked getting in the shower.

Yeah thats because hes using his dicksense

by Mcbrittness October 22, 2017

dacussing

Dacussing: a dacgusting or i or inappropriate cuss

Why would you say such a dacussing word

by Daylynniscool December 17, 2017

Dickshift

A hair knot (or bun) tied top of the females head. This acts as a shifting tool for when the male counter part wants the female to vacuum their pork sword (or inhale their Richard, oh what have you?)

Lisa: Richard do you like my hair down or up?

Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.

Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?

Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!

by SlamBlumpk December 27, 2017

Dickscount

A discount for dicks.

"I gave that customer a great dickscount, because he was such a dick."

"We will be dickscounting the prices on KY especially for you."

All items are dickscounted, for the dicks.

Dickscounts, dickscounted, dickscounting

by JayyTheOrc May 9, 2018

dicasali

An amazing friend who is extremely smart and knowledgeable. They are also very funny but can be serious in some situations. They will always be there when you need them. When they get something wrong they will either try to play it off, or not be happy.

John: MAN, that guy is super smart.

Mike: Yeah, he must be a dicasali.

By: Roland Bullard.

by Roland Bullard June 4, 2018