donkey skeeter 

a person who masturbates while watching eddie murphy in shrek trilogy

- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"

donkey skeeter by daazninvazn December 29, 2008

donkey call 

An anonymous call to a friend or colleague - when they answer the phone, you yell "donkey" and hang up.

"Hey, let's donkey call Al!"

donkey call by GABber Zug October 23, 2008

donkey rapping shit eater 

a great insult to piss someone off when you are in a fight.

" dude go fuck your mom."
" shut up you donkey rapping shit eater."

donkey rapping shit eater by ak harry March 15, 2005

donkey dicked mother fucker 

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit

Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!

donkey dicked mother fucker by Jasonjackadams July 1, 2006

donkey butter 

One of many types of male spooge

Man, I love the taste of your donkey butter

donkey butter by adam kirwin July 1, 2006

Donkey punch

first, to the one that said no one actualy donkey punches, that is not tru. when i was in colege, a guy i hooked up with donkey punched me and i had to go to the hospital. i got brain damage. thatnk you, for that. anyway, a donkey punch is when a guy punches the girl in the back of the head and its sposed to make you have an orgasam. it doesnt work, and i cant telll you enogh not to do it.

uh im gonna be an asshole and donkey punch julie. yeah thats real fucking smart.

Donkey punch by jennaG January 12, 2008

Donkey Clap 

It is when you eat out a fat chick, and as she is climaxing the flab from her back, stomach, and sides flaps onto your head making a clapping sound. Thus you have a donkey clap.

So, I was eating out Stephanie yesterday, when she donkey clapped me. I don't think she noticed. I would do it again.

Donkey Clap by Jumpin'Jehovah April 1, 2008