One Direction Hater

1. Someone who has a real taste in music.
2. A straight person.
3. A girl who is the opposite of a One Direction fan by listening to punk or emo.

Girl: One Direction is the best band ever!
One Direction Hater: Fuck you bitch! One Direction sucks ass! You have no real taste in music!

by HeavyMetalGuy360 September 24, 2016

director's cut

3 crazy guys that run a radio show about movies, and a little bit more!

A LITTLE BIT MORE= "we bought dan an action figure for chrisatmas and the....."

MOVIES= " one missed call DONT SEE IT"

were the director's cut

by scooby! January 19, 2008

Direxia

a general term for having a confused sense of direction, forgetting where you parked your car at the mall, not knowing where north is, and easily getting lost or turned around, unsure which direction to head.

Her direxia is to blame for having driven to Maine instead of Vermont where she intended to go.

by SheulogyStories June 4, 2019

nhs direct

National Hangover Service Direct (hangover can mean come down)

You know the morning after the night before when you wake up and your head is pounding, your mouth is like a camel's ass and your stomach is doing loops. If you haven't been sick the night before you are now and looking at food makes you wanna puke all over the place. You can't believe that this foul painful feeling could simply be caused by a few innocent sweet drinks so convinced you are dying you go on nhs direct.
After typing your symptoms into the search engine it will come out with an illness that matches but isn't a hangover. Perfect. Now you can tell everyone this is what is wrong with you making you the victim not the perpetrator and meaning you don't have to go to work and worry for 8 hours about if you are going to vomit on a customer.
Also good for finding illnesses to excuse feeling generally rubbish that will get you out of work/college.

*weak feeble voice* Sorry Boss, I won't be in today I have Gastroenteritis. It's like food poisoning but it's a bug, I'll be off a couple of days. I spoke to NHS Direct and they recommended complete bedrest Sorry. You heard I was in L2 last night, yeh I went out for one quick one but I felt so rough I went home early. Yeh I know it sucks, see you in 4 days time.

by Ro-ro December 12, 2008

DDC (Direct Dick Contact)

Any sexual act involving physical contact between dick and the partner

Andrew and Isabel had DDC (Direct Dick Contact) for less than 5 minutes before he busted his nuts and fell asleep immediately.

by Dorothy123 October 15, 2018

DIRECTORS CUT

WHEN YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK THE NIGHT BEFORE, AND YOU CAN NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAD HAPPENED!

HEY BRO, DID YOU SAY THAT I TOOK THE FATEST CHICK IN THE BAR HOME LAST NIGHT? MAN, I MUST HAVE HAD A DIRECTORS CUT.

by THE MIC October 4, 2008

one direction

a english boyband created by simon cowel in the 2010 X factor. they are well known for thier worldwide sensation in pop music. they have made it to the charts quite a number of times, with their debut singles "What makes you beautiful", "One thing", "gotta be you" and "live while were young". The group has become the best selling boyband worldwide and continue to produce no.1 selling music.

i fucking love one direction NIALL HARRY ZAYN LOUIS AND LIAM they are not gay they are straight!!!!!!!
i heart one direction to the max!!! <3

louis: can i hit you in the balls harry

harry: no i want tachos

niall: but i want nandos for lunch

liam: i want my turtle
zayn:do u like my ski haircut
everyone: i love being one direction

by stropy October 8, 2012