cooter crack

Private parts for both genders

That’s a nice cooter crack

by Yuhhhh6969 November 5, 2020

Cooter Gap

The difference between me and you

Brian: Damn Bryce how can you party that hard?

Bryce: That’s the cooter gap

by The chosen council December 30, 2020

Cooter Hole

The hole of a cooter mostly used to gain urinary tract infections and to use iVibrate to tickle your pickle.

Yo her cooter hole is green and it smells like a Jimmy Johns restroom.

by CoochieSniffer42069 March 23, 2021

Cooter snatcher

When your panties get pulled into your vagina.

Person 1: my panties got into a wedgie with my vagina

Person2: that there is what I call a cooter snatcher (deep souther twang)

by Rednecktaco97 March 26, 2021

Cooter gas

The musky floral scent of old women's perfume, especially noticeable when they are gathered in groups in enclosed spaces.

Man, that garage sale smelled like cooter gas!

by Stoned Boomer May 1, 2021

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by uncletubba May 25, 2021

Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021