Definitions by uncletubba

cooter crammer 

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

cooter crammer by uncletubba May 25, 2021

incomplete leapfrog 

A way for parents to explain what they were doing without explaining what they were doing when their kids catch them doin the do

"Oh Bobby, daddy and I were just playing a game of incomplete leapfrog, that's all."

incomplete leapfrog by uncletubba November 3, 2011