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short cop syndrone 

A psychological disorder common in police officers 5'6" and under. Do to self-esteem issues stemming from their reduced stature, they compensate by exerting an amount of angst non-proportional to the violation incurred by the offender.
Guy: What's the problem officer?
Short cop: What's the problem!?! You were going 57 in a 55 zone!!! (gets all red in the face) And keep your hands on the wheel where i can see them!!!
Guy(thinking): God what a case of short cop syndrone
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Good cop/Mentally disabled cop 

A police interrogation method similar to good cop/bad cop except it replaces the Bad cop with a mentally disabled cop.
that's it... we will have to use Good cop/Mentally disabled cop on him.
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Jim the Cop'd 

The act of spilling your beer during a chug contest. This typically occurs with inferior competitors that attempt to hastily finish their content before others. In the event of a tie, someone guilty of this act would be considered the loser and not 'three sheets' worthy. Hence, the first offender was Jim the Cop who's name now goes into posterity whenever this occurs.
Man he was on a winner's pace until he Jim the Cop'd.
Jim the Cop'd by Bob Mik January 12, 2008

Bitch Cop 

A female cop usually a sheriffs deputy or any city Bitch Cop that has no clue what they are doing and refer back to the hand book when they don't know what to do. These female cops are despised by many because of their sheer stupidity and what not.
Hey man that same bitch cop that pulled you over leaving work the other day came do my door today asking to see my guns and I kept telling her no and she didn't listen. Stupid Bitch Cop.
Bitch Cop by TheSilentBoy March 4, 2010

mall cop 

A rent-a-cop that polices small areas, in example a mall. They try to hold you while they call the "real" police.
Look at that fat ass mall cop! hes pulling up his plumbers crack!
mall cop by Corey Howell January 3, 2007

Bart-cop  

Verb; Bart-copping; Bart-copped {or. Oakland Bart Police slaying in 2009}: To execute another who is in a helpless position (as in from a position of authority) esp. using a gun.
Damn! He just got Bart-copped. Don't fuck with me or I will Bart-cop you!
Bart-cop by The Beefsauce January 8, 2009
-the one who has to straighten out a bad situation, usually when it seems uncool, unpopular, or rude
"Man, I had to play bad cop tonight with ol boy and his friends. They try to stay at my apartment cuz they act like they homeless or something. Get!"
bad cop by SirZDefiner September 21, 2014