clitcock

An excessively large clitoris or excessively small penis.

I can't tell if it's a clit or a cock. So I'll call it a clitcock.

by LudwigVam January 3, 2004

clit monkey

A person who likes the clitoris. Whether stinky or beautiful, the clit monkey dives right in making distinguishing monkey sounds.

Brett clit monkey'd that bitch last Saturday. He ripped that shit so bad it looked like ravioli.

by Jared Boyer January 1, 2006

CLIT CREW

a group of rediculously hot girls from south georgia, who happen to form cults, crews, posses, and/or gangs relating to their location and sex

did you see that clit crew last night? hot as shit, id do them

by k4713 July 24, 2006

playing the clitar

When a female masturbates with one hand rubbing her clitoris, while holding the other hand out in a fist, resembling playing a guitar.

"I walked into her room and there she was, playing the clitar."

by Reo Omega May 13, 2007

Cold Clit

-The female version of being "blue balled"
-When a girl gets sexually excited and is abruptly cut-off and unable to reach orgasm
-A person who "chills" a girls clit would be considered a Clit-Freezer

-When a girl the female version of "cock blocked"

"I was totally with this guy last night and things were really hot, when all of a sudden he just busted and he totally chilled my clit"

"I have a bad case of cold clit, my boyfriend came early last night, SUCKS!"

"Me and my boyfriend where going at it last night, when his roommate walked in a totally clit blocked me, like come on, really?"

by STEAKLAHLZ January 24, 2010

Shut your clit

A phrase used to shut somone up fast. Somone that is less of a person than you and basically an all around fag.

Ronnie: Hey i just got the new asher roth album

Me: shut your clit bitch! you have no friends!

by punani monster May 16, 2009

clitcicle

An icicle is a spike of ice formed when water dripping or falling from another object freezes. Typically, icicles will form when ice or snow is melted by either sunlight or some other heat source and the resulting melted water runs off into an area where the ambient temperature is below the freezing point of water (0°C/32°F), causing the water to refreeze. That said, a clitcicle is an icicle originating from the accumulation of frozen discharge as it emerges from a female prostitute's vagina. An occupational hazard for Canada's four-season female prostitutes.

Michelle: Did you check out the ladies on Simpson Street last night?
Leanne: Naw, the abundance of clitcicles does nothing for my peach.

by Rockbottom Ronnie October 11, 2008