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crusty floss

a stupid skank who has no friends. someone who thinks she's queen shit and can't tell the truth. someone who doesn't shave her vag and has crusties around her butthole.
"ohmygod, look at crusty floss' thong, it's got crusty shit on it"
by We hate crusty floss March 6, 2008
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crusty cluster

the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter
dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"
by anal*smear August 25, 2008
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Crusty Paws

A dog with a Crusty Private area.
Doug- Whats wrong with your dog, she is walking funny?


Joe- Oh shes a "Crusty Paws"
by Timbo1022 February 16, 2009
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crusty

being really, really, extremely bad at something (specifically FIFA world cup)
Im gonna beat your crusty self at FIFA this weekend
by catmeow76 November 22, 2010
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crusty

Something that requires a lot of maturity, formality, responsibility, no fun - something that is very adult and boring for people that are not mature enough to accept it.
Paying bills and taxes are crusty things to do
by orbitron2015 September 5, 2015
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crusty blanket

When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.
Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"

Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
by CrustyBlanket May 25, 2016
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Crusty Anal Grab

After a poop you shove a hook up your ass and pull poops out like fish.
"Mom help the hook is stuck"
"You shouldn't be doing crusty anal grabs anymore this is the 4th time this week!"
by MikeTheWordMan May 28, 2016
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