Chode

A male between 16-30 acting like he is God's gift to everything.

The frat boys are nothing but a bunch of chodes.

by ischoz January 15, 2009

chodemeister

One who leads a life in which is lead by the belief that chodes are holy. These people may sacrifice non-believers to their phallus-gods.

Welcome to the Presbyterian Chode Church! Please ask one of our chodemeisters for a free brochure of our beautiful way of life!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

Chode Champion

Someone who bails on plans to have banter.

John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?

Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.

John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!

Peter: I know! What a chode.

John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!

Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.

by The Great Jake September 14, 2009

chode

the penis part thing where it’s lodged into the skin and looks like a lil baby peen:)

him- gimmie the neck;)
her-pull it out
him- *pull it out*
her- LMFAO U GOT A CHODE
GTFO W THA
him- :(

by lol_u_ugly_jada November 12, 2018

chode chomper

SoMEONE WHO CHOMPS THE COCK AND LOVES IT

Jeff's a chode chomper, he sucks joes cock!

by HeAb November 10, 2003

Chode

A chode is a penis that is fatter (wider) than it is long.

Gannon is a chode because his penis is short and stubby.

by Adam Joseph July 20, 2008

chode burgler

one who burgles chodes

tyler is such a chode burgler!

by gary manilow November 2, 2007