November love child

Someone born around the beginning/middle of November due to their parents conceiving them on Valentine's Day.

There are loads of them.

Guy #1: Dude, I why are nearly all our friends' birthdays in November?!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!

by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010

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do-over child

A do-over child is a child that is a second chance for parents with grown children over 18. This usually refers to a situation where a grandparent is raising their grandchild and doing a way better job than they did with their original child.

My parents have no time for their adult children or relationships with them because they are too busy with their do-over child.

by cmay May 31, 2015

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least favorite child

Being the least favorite child means you either:
a) Have a younger sibling
b) Are less loved
c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly "love you equally"

My mother said there is no such thing as a least favorite child, and that she loves us equally. Yet she obliviously loves my brother/sister more.

by NosliwNeb October 17, 2017

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Deep fried children

Popular U.S restaurant serving Mexican orphans. Based in Florida. Serves fried child organs, curly fries (the child's hair) and lastly, whole child (raw or cooked) See Deep Fried Babies for the other branch catering to American children.

billy : hey wanna go to the new restaurant, Deep Fried Children
pepo: sure

by Pepo (Ceo of DFC) May 24, 2019

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