st josephs catholic college

This is a “school” as some must say however I like to refer it to a place where they torture kids ages 11-16.They make you sit next to loads of people you pretend you like but in real facts you think they are all wankers and they then make you have full concentration which causes stress.On top of that they then make you socialise with these dickheads which is so fun.The outside of the school looks rather pleasing if I say so myself but in the inside you will notice the left over pasta pot that’s been sat on the desk rotting for a few weeks.Then we go to the bathrooms where you got to go quickly because you may or may not have a sandwich launched over! This is all I got to say now bye bye 👋

St josephs catholic college is used to describe something horrible

by IMNOTFUCKING10 June 21, 2021

St Andrew's Catholic College

The most irrelevant school in Cairns. No one remembers their existence apart from the specific time when they're a thorn in the Cairns High concert band's side at the eisteddfod. Everything else at "STACC" is rubbish from their location in Redlynch to their hideous colour scheme.

Which school is performing now?
>St Andrew's Catholic College
Sorry who? Where are they from again?

by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021

Imma 2 Catholic

When the person you’ve crushed on since high school offers you the best sex of your life and the guilt sets in ‘cause your about to be married or are married

I told her to HMU when see was in town but no go since Imma 2 Catholic

by BoardUser April 30, 2022

Lazy Catholic

A term used to describe Methodists, especially United Methodists, due to the fact of having many Catholic traditions, but not being part of the Roman Catholic Church.

Jane is a Lazy Catholic, her church has a minister instead of a priest.

by Lazy Catholic May 17, 2009

St. Catherine's

umm well whatever you people think is really screwd up. maybe it is your school that is like that. St.catherines is one of the most acadenically challenging schools around. MAybe you are burning it on urban dictionary because you did not have the brains to get in it. As for the St. Chris guys you are just pissed becuase none of them will go out with you. You can pathetically insult them now but when they have graduated from an ivy league school and you are passing out fries at Mcdonalds then we will see who are the stupid hores.

St. Catherines girls don't go out and party like idiots such as the St.Gertrudes girls because they are not so stupid as to waste thier time getting drunk and making themselves look like idiots.

by Dell February 11, 2005

Catholic Divorce

Is not an actual divorce, but a situation wherein two Catholics(very often Irish-Catholics) who should get a divorce refuse to on religious grounds (The Catholic Church does not allow for divorce). They end up living together but seperately in the same house. They will have seperate beds and rooms (on different floors if possible) and will keep their finances seperate. Everything but the couples eventually becomes seperated. The goal is to have as little of contact as possible with each other while technically still married, if asked those couples living under such conditions will say they are doing it, "for the good of the children." Which is a lie since there will be no divorce once the children leave and children will often advocate for their parents to legally divorce.

Did you know Jimmy's parents live in seperate parts of the house and have seperate banks accounts and barely even talk to each other?

Yeah, that is because they have a Catholic Divorce.

by Jersey5454 January 12, 2012

cathcart

A cart in a medical facuility, or doctors office used to carry items for catheters. (In medicine a catheter is a tube that can be inserted into a body cavity, duct or vessel)

Doctor "nurse, could you bring in the cathcart?"
Nurse "ok"

by tranceiver October 1, 2009