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cancer bad

noun:

Proper substitute for the term "baked goods" This is due to the fact that any sweets, through which production involves the process of baking of any sort, causes cancer. Cancer, if you have not been informed, is bad for you. Hence, "cancer bads".

The following are considered (but not limited to) cancer bads:

1. Cakes
2. Cookies
3. Pies

Plural: Cancer bads
"If children don't like to be in a cancer baddy room, they'll leave." When asked by a shareholder about infants, who can't leave a cancer baddy room, Harper stated, "At some point, they begin to crawl."

Carrig, David, "RJR Wins Fight", USA Today: B1, April 18, 1996


"I don't think I'd set money above public health...(but) I have responsibilities to employees, stockholders, to the community generally.. I would say they're all equally important."

Quote from testimony.
Wall Street Journal, March 3, 1998
by izrofel November 11, 2003
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Festival cancer

What you get when you don't usually smoke, but buy a pack of cigarettes just to have on the music festival.
Alex: I heard you got the festival cancer?
Bob: Yeah dude, want some?
Alex: Sure, but let's go get some fastival chemo, too.
by the festival cancer. October 28, 2009
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Desticular Cancer

Majestic
Pensive
Tall
Most often found in people named Destiny
"She gave me desticular cancer!" -Taylor
"What do you mean? Who?" -Bailey
"Destiny, that batch!" -Taylor
"Oh girl, you better batch slap her in the shat bag!" -Bailey
by Billy So November 13, 2013
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Cancer Sticks

"I'll have a pack of Menthols" said bill "one pack of cancer sticks coming up" said gas station attend
by riost April 3, 2016
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Woke-Cancer

When people who just want to seem "woke" advocate for the death of marginalised groups.
Kobe: I dont mind chinas abuse of its citizens Normal Society: The Woke-Cancer
by bigdaddyheffpewdiepie July 14, 2020
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pure cancer

An expression that's used when something is extremely cringey or not acceptable to have an existence. This term is mostly overused because of some angsty white teens trying to be chill.
Correct use:

"musical.ly is the pure cancer of the world."
Or:
"This post on Instagram is so shitty that it could cause pure cancer."

Incorrect use:

"My mom has got pure cancer and now she's been brought to the hospital for research."
by The very real Kim Jung Un October 16, 2017
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visual cancer

Anything toxic or crying like little youtube kids
F1. Hey man how's it going
F2. I can't see I got visual cancer
F1. I told you not to watch jake paul
by Peanut_Man December 3, 2017
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