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cancer bad

noun:

Proper substitute for the term "baked goods" This is due to the fact that any sweets, through which production involves the process of baking of any sort, causes cancer. Cancer, if you have not been informed, is bad for you. Hence, "cancer bads".

The following are considered (but not limited to) cancer bads:

1. Cakes
2. Cookies
3. Pies

Plural: Cancer bads
"If children don't like to be in a cancer baddy room, they'll leave." When asked by a shareholder about infants, who can't leave a cancer baddy room, Harper stated, "At some point, they begin to crawl."

Carrig, David, "RJR Wins Fight", USA Today: B1, April 18, 1996


"I don't think I'd set money above public health...(but) I have responsibilities to employees, stockholders, to the community generally.. I would say they're all equally important."

Quote from testimony.
Wall Street Journal, March 3, 1998
by izrofel November 11, 2003
mugGet the cancer badmug.

pure cancer

An expression that's used when something is extremely cringey or not acceptable to have an existence. This term is mostly overused because of some angsty white teens trying to be chill.
Correct use:

"musical.ly is the pure cancer of the world."
Or:
"This post on Instagram is so shitty that it could cause pure cancer."

Incorrect use:

"My mom has got pure cancer and now she's been brought to the hospital for research."
by The very real Kim Jung Un October 16, 2017
mugGet the pure cancermug.

eye cancer

by dadddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyy100374 December 17, 2018
mugGet the eye cancermug.

Desticular Cancer

Majestic
Pensive
Tall
Most often found in people named Destiny
"She gave me desticular cancer!" -Taylor
"What do you mean? Who?" -Bailey
"Destiny, that batch!" -Taylor
"Oh girl, you better batch slap her in the shat bag!" -Bailey
by Billy So November 13, 2013
mugGet the Desticular Cancermug.

Woke-Cancer

When people who just want to seem "woke" advocate for the death of marginalised groups.
Kobe: I dont mind chinas abuse of its citizens Normal Society: The Woke-Cancer
by bigdaddyheffpewdiepie July 14, 2020
mugGet the Woke-Cancermug.

cancer deto

A Dorito that you set on fire with lighter fluid
Man 1: what are you burning
Man 2: a cancer deto
by LowestDrop6822 June 5, 2021
mugGet the cancer detomug.

Get cancer

Oh fist ov legend killed me better dm him get cancer
by BrickFuJohnson August 5, 2021
mugGet the Get cancermug.

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