crustyoongie

A segsy famous kpop tik toker

"Hey did you see what crustyoongie uploaded? Its so segsy"

by .feljx December 20, 2020

Crusty Snowman

When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.

When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.

Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.

by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021

Crusty Hitchhiker

In the act of a blowjob, the giver inserts their thumb into the receivers anus. This is done in a classical hitchhiker motion.

My girl was giving me a Crusty Hitchhiker. When she was she held up thumb and I said “that’s doo doo baby!”

by DoctorRicklez March 25, 2021

crusty_clownz

crusty_clownz is a TikTok creator of with a piss kink

crusty_clownz has a piss kink

by Terezi.eats.chalk June 21, 2021

Crusty Toenail

A person who smells

or is very rude

''Look at timmy over there he is a very Crusty Toenail dont you agree?''

by BleedingEars August 15, 2021

crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later

Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight

by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021