Carti

To stray away from an already established academic work claiming your own outside knowledge.

If you Carti this presentation we might fail.
Try not to Carti during your exams.

by anonymous August 22, 2024

carti

Playboi carti AKA the greatest liar oat.
He is a pathological liar and a woman beater but i still love my babe carti <3

yo you heard that carti gonna drop??

ye but he prob capping again.

by playboicarticangetit September 15, 2023

Carti 2.0

Being called a Carti 2.0 isn’t something to be proud of. It pretty much means you like blue balling others just like Carti does when he announces new music but never pursues.

Guy 1: “Yo dude my girlfriend and I had sex”

Guy 2: “Well did you finish?”

Guy 1: “No!? She blue balled me so hard I started calling her Carti 2.0@

by realzzzzzz October 1, 2023

certifiedlarp

sexiest remorse member and also runs the doxxing branch shinyo

certifiedlarp is such a lil cutie pie >.<

by certifiedlarp October 7, 2023

Certified Waffler

A certified waffler is someone who waffles so much that they could practically have a degree in it.

Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.

Girl: Tells a long pointless and irrelevant story : "...So that is why I didnt reply to any of your texts for the past week!"

Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"

by SommerRayyy December 11, 2023

certified mieszko classic

Sytuacja spawnująca sie kiedy frekwencja jest w okolicach 40-50%
- twoja matka grozi ci wypisaniem z mieszka/przepisaniem do szkoły publicznej

- jesli dalej nie bedziesz chodzic do szkoly to nie bede tyle kurwa placic
- od jutra idziesz do osemki xd
>certified mieszko classic

by niemozliwe January 15, 2024

cartis tweaker

Cartis tweaker is a tweaker that optimizing your PC while only using batch, but the downside is there is a secret logger that we've stole over 150+ peoples info all from batch

Guy: Whats cartis tweaker?
Other guy: Cartis tweaker is this cool thing that makes ur pc better

by fed & dtbvick January 18, 2024