Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I
hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer
boy with a
shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal'
s, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the
windows down (you probably shouldn'
t ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.
I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to
New York faster and my
buddy told me to roll down the
windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.