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Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange

Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
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Trumpet

A trumpet is a blown musical instrument commonly used in classical and jazz ensembles. The trumpet group contains the instruments with the highest register in the brass family.
I played the trumpet at the ochestra the other day.
by ansisjm October 30, 2017
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Trumpet

When you try to text the word “truly” but autocorrect screws you over
Guy 1: “I think we have a bright future together
Girl 1: “Yes I trumpet believe we’re soulmates
Guy 1: “bruh”
by Rebencent January 19, 2021
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TrumPet

A rank-and-file supporter of Donald Trump.
I can't believe my favorite uncle has become a TrumPet.
by Texano November 10, 2019
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Elephant Trumpet

Making the sound of an elephant trumpet while also raising an arm to mimic the elephant trunk can be perceived as a way to subtly simulate the white supremacist salute without being obvious.
He made the elephant trumpet sound and raised his hand. I think he is a white supremacist.
by El Bombastico September 27, 2025
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Trumpet

The best instrument of all creating ever. Everyone who is a trumpet player has the most ego and is horny as hecc. All of us HATE the woodwinds, saxophones most of all.
Saxophones: Oh hey how are y-
Trumpets: LALALALA SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND DIE
by TrumpetsAreBetter February 7, 2020
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Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
by bboymono January 28, 2015
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