Smells Like Broke In Here

1. lacking sufficient money to afford Airpods and considered less superior to a normal Airpod wearing person in society.

"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"

synonyms: poverty-stricken, impoverished, necessitous, beggarly, in penury, penurious, impecunious, indigent, needy, needful, in need/want, badly off, low-paid, in reduced circumstances, in straitened circumstances, destitute, hard up, short of money, on one's beam-ends, unable to make ends meet, underprivileged, deprived, penniless, without a sou, as poor as a church mouse, moneyless;

1) A term used to promote the sale of lowcost Airpod style headphones at the popular website (www.SmellsLikeBrokeInHere.com)

"I just bought my new headphones at the SmellsLikeBrokeInHere website"

"Mom it smells like broke in here"

Normally followed by statements such as:

"they don't fall out"
"I can't hear you"
"I don't speak broke"
"aiodmiaomahahahhhhsad *inaudible jibber"

"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"

Smells Like Broke In Here by SmellsLikeBrokeInHere January 27, 2019

Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it

If there is no evidence of a real problem, and fixing the "problem" would not effectively improve GameTrailers., then don't waste time and energy (yours or anybody else's) trying to fix it. At least tend to the existing problems before creating more.

So we were hoping for GT to fix their site problems, instead they added something new and broke more stuff! So Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it by OMGDOOD August 26, 2009

brokey broke 

a broke got no job brotha who no girl wants to mess with

i ain't sayning she's a gold digger but she ain't messin wit no brokey broke

brokey broke by anika marie July 25, 2006

Burb Broke

When you have a decent paying job but due to being fresh out of college with massive student loans, car payments, etc you still can't afford to buy or do anything. Opposite of hood rich.

"How are you not going to come out drinking with us tonight when you are makin cash at that bangin new job?"

"Makin cash?? Dude, I am Burb broke..."

Burb Broke by RememberZapata May 23, 2015

Le Broke 

Legitimately broke.

I'll get you next time, I'm le broke right now. (proceeds to let friend pay for the meal)

Le Broke by thisisjustasign October 31, 2016

Bitch broke 

A man that is heart broken or got played by a female

A man have a Evil eye toward female

Don”t be mad at me because i get pussy and you over there bitch broke

You bitch broke. You need a hug .

Y’all over there bitch broke , just step yo game up

Bitch broke by Jody_216 August 15, 2020

rate of broke 

a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.

The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.

Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.

This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.

Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months

y = -717.93 x + 8391.6

Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month

Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0

x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness

Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....

Fred: and....

Chris: i have 5 months of finances

Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude

Chris: menial labor, here i come

rate of broke by DocOnDuty May 10, 2010