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Burb Broke

When you have a decent paying job but due to being fresh out of college with massive student loans, car payments, etc you still can't afford to buy or do anything. Opposite of hood rich.
"How are you not going to come out drinking with us tonight when you are makin cash at that bangin new job?"

"Makin cash?? Dude, I am Burb broke..."
Burb Broke by RememberZapata May 23, 2015

Le Broke 

I'll get you next time, I'm le broke right now. (proceeds to let friend pay for the meal)
Le Broke by thisisjustasign October 31, 2016

Bitch broke 

A man that is heart broken or got played by a female

A man have a Evil eye toward female
Don”t be mad at me because i get pussy and you over there bitch broke

You bitch broke. You need a hug .

Y’all over there bitch broke , just step yo game up
Bitch broke by Jody_216 August 15, 2020

rate of broke 

a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.

The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.

Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.

This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.

Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months

y = -717.93 x + 8391.6

Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month

Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0

x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....

Fred: and....

Chris: i have 5 months of finances

Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude

Chris: menial labor, here i come
rate of broke by DocOnDuty May 10, 2010

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke 

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.
Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

Cho'Gath Broke 

When something seems or appears broken, but in reality it really is just user error or wrongfully accused broken.
Alex: My computer is so slow, it must be broken.

Stevie: No Alex, if your the one using it, then it must be Cho'Gath broke.

Alex: Shut up Stevie!
Cho'Gath Broke by Tornado1407 October 31, 2012