Duck in a bowl

Royally screwing up. Irish saying originally. Derived from when ducks and other fowl were carried in baskets to/from market. As they are likely to shit while enroute, putting your duck in a bowl (used for eating) would be a bad idea, and an unwise move. You might say a foul (fowl?) idea.

I accidentally texted that last message to my mom! I really put my duck in a bowl this time!

by Wacky Wally April 21, 2017

Turkey Bowl

Shoving the Thanksgiving Turkey up your ass.

Thanksgiving is ruined because Joe used the Turkey for a Turkey Bowl.

by John Sandusci November 12, 2019

Bowling for Ass

To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.

I went bowling for ass at David's house last night. We were getting strikes left and right.

by DecayingReverie July 24, 2015

bowl up

(verb) To smoke weed; To pack a bowl into a pipe or bong.

"Hey bruh, you down to Bowl Up or what?"

by HieronymousBotch January 27, 2016

Josh bowl

A minuscule amount of marijuana in a bong bowl that will suffice the need of Joshua’s desires.

“Bro he only loaded a Josh bowl, it won’t be enough to share, He hoe’n.”

by Killchina April 6, 2022

Zombie Bowl

A marijuana term. A zombie bowl is two (or more) pieces of previously smoked marijuana that are put together in a pipe/bong to be smoked for the last time.

"Dude we're out of weed"

"It's cool, I have some ash, we can pack a zombie bowl."

by XChristian924X January 28, 2015

Pro Bowl

A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.

Julian Edelman is snubbed of a Pro Bowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.

by Ms Gobies December 18, 2019