Almost Blowjob

When you're sure that you're about to get a blowjob, but then events out of your control cockblock you.

"Dawg, i almost got a blowjob last night"
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."

by TimBayBe December 13, 2009

Alaskan Blowjob

To put your lips and tounge in a freezer then give a freezing cold blowjob.

After hot steamy sex i decided to cool things down with an alaskan blowjob

by ddmrnt April 4, 2009

blowjob

a few happy moments when a man has 3 heads

Give me a blowjob baby, 3 heads are better than 2!

by stray_cat December 29, 2009

Chinese Blowjob

When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet

I've never heard of it but that Chinese Blowjob I got the other night sure was amazing!

by Fetchinator September 10, 2006

Tijuana Blowjob

To lick shit off of a dick

Last night my boyfriend said to lick chocolate off his dick... little did i know it was actually shit as he yelled OH THE TIJUANA BLOWJOB!!!!

by dick jonmese March 14, 2009

blowjob

o choke a chick with your cock.
he sucks on that thing nice and hard until you cum all in her mouth.

"Damn Annie gave me such a good blowjob last night. I cummed all in her mouth and she swallowed!"

by Catie George December 17, 2008

strawberry blowjob

A strawberry blowjob is right before you ejaculate into someones mouth punch them in the jaw and it will make a somewhat strawberry milky mixture.

Bitch you better let me give you a strawberry blowjob.

by milky man March 28, 2009