Girl A: Wow that guy over there is so hot and looks so sweet.
Girl B: He is a typical black bear. You should go talk to him!
Girl B: He is a typical black bear. You should go talk to him!
by Anonymousmatt March 4, 2016
Get the Black bear mug.A cartoon bear who is a pedofile, he only goes for people 12 and younger. He also showed up on the Olympics for one country because they mistook him for one of the mascots, but I forgot which one. He circulates the internet and will never go away.
He is coming for you.
He is coming for you.
Child1: Hey look, that bear is giving away candy!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!
by a mysterious stalker June 9, 2010
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Get the Zeus's Beard mug.The worst extent of getting owned. Similiar to the way the bear share program owns it customers with fee after fee after fee.
Tom: Dude did your see Jim try to use his gift credit card to burn bear share songs onto a cd?
Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!
Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!
by foxybrown August 16, 2007
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Get the bearded clam schucker mug.1. A response to what you will do after you fail at life in order to prove your worth. When you suck at life and have nothing left to lose, going off into the wilderness to fight a bear can be the life changing experience you need to turn your life around... unless you die.
2. A response to what you will do after something trivial doesn't go your way. Humorous overreaction.
2. A response to what you will do after something trivial doesn't go your way. Humorous overreaction.
1. Guy1: What are you going to do if you don't get into any of the schools you applied to?
Guy2: Fight a Bear
2. Guy1: Cool a sports store! I'm gonna get a Pau Gasol Jersey!
Guy2: What if they are out?
Guy1: I guess I'll have to fight a bear
Guy2: Fight a Bear
2. Guy1: Cool a sports store! I'm gonna get a Pau Gasol Jersey!
Guy2: What if they are out?
Guy1: I guess I'll have to fight a bear
by Zahio May 2, 2008
Get the fight a bear mug.a clown ass nigga who waits hand and foot on females because they have no game. having no game has left them feeling like the only way to get a woman to like them is to light candles and serenade them like with brian mcknight or some shit. they go out every day w/ a "happy to help you with that ma'am" badge on their sleeves (credit victor), ready to inconvenience themselves to any extent for a females attention, and still go home without getting their dick sucked.
by leightonmeestr August 6, 2010
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