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blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.
The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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Dog blanket

Hey i have a dog blanket she says. Him oh cool
by Thicc nikka April 16, 2019
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Pigs in a Blanket

When two or more people engaging in intercourse defecate in the bed and continue to have sex under the sheets.
Last weekend at the party Julia and John were going to use one of the rooms, but walked into three pigs in a blanket.

The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.
by Harry Scrotter April 20, 2019
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blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.
Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!
by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019
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pepperoni pizza blanket

Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.
by nstlr007 December 7, 2019
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inside out pigs in a blanket

During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.
by Yayceee December 21, 2019
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