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baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.
Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.
by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012
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Baked Cherry

When you spread open a girl's cunt and you lay a very hot steamy turd in it and pop her cherry and it bakes it.
Dude I gave your girl a Baked Cherry last night.
by CuntMaster69 May 11, 2014
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Bardening

Verb: To pleasure one’s self or another’s male member.
Jesse was bardening Mike’s wiener. Both smiled.
by Jesseandmike August 12, 2018
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Bard

Another term for mate used in the south west of England.
Wasson bard how is it
by Bowlster July 27, 2019
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bardh

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm smexuy ahh yesh
ooh look bardh mmm sexmy ahh yes
by hellograceishduck September 6, 2020
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Bardia

`look at his hair he is a bardia'
by fuisegfo January 5, 2022
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Brandon Barden

one of the coolest and sweetest kids in the school EVER (:
by teddy 391654367 February 26, 2011
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