"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."
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Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation
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I hate being an Autozoner.
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The act of travelling through time and copulating with oneself; Intercourse with a chronologically distinct iteration of oneself.
Doc longed for a simpler time, when people didn't lock their front doors. It's much easier to sneak in and molest children when the doors aren't locked. After inventing the time machine, he travelled back in time and molested many children. Some believe Doc unwittingly commited autochronocoitus, which lead to his pedophilia.
by rectaculus March 5, 2009
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by UDwurdcreator January 13, 2009
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When the once gregarious and popular young man stopped eating or speaking to anyone and we suspected he may be suffering with autoharpomania, we made the decision to intervene and were horrified to discover no less than one hundred and fifty autoharps amassed in young Phinneas’ bedroom.
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MSM reporter: The shooter used an AR15 fully semi-automatic ghost gun with a red dot laser sight sniper scope that can fire 30 magazine clips in under a second.
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