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AutoCranialOcularImpalation

The act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye. Can be Bilateral and Simultaneous.
"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."

Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009
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Autozoner

An employee of the Autozone Corporation that is expected to know everything about your shit green Plymouth Voyager or your decaying Nissan Maxima that has thirty different engine codes, a missing fender, and various dings and dents covering its decrepit body. An autozoner must be a first-class bullshitter to conjure such ridiculous answers to questions like “what the fuck do you mean I can’t get a valve cover gasket for my Daewoo Lanos?!” or the ever so popular caliper bracket for any given jalopy. Autozoner’s whole heartily love to hear the words “I’m going to Advance” or any of the other incompetent auto part’s stores to get these ill-bred people out of our store. Autozoner’s dread the question “well, can you just come out and look at it?” just take the fucking thing to an actual mechanic you inconsiderate fuck-up.
I hate being an Autozoner.
by Fluckerstick October 11, 2008
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autochronocoitus

The act of travelling through time and copulating with oneself; Intercourse with a chronologically distinct iteration of oneself.
Doc longed for a simpler time, when people didn't lock their front doors. It's much easier to sneak in and molest children when the doors aren't locked. After inventing the time machine, he travelled back in time and molested many children. Some believe Doc unwittingly commited autochronocoitus, which lead to his pedophilia.
by rectaculus March 5, 2009
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autooptopokephobia

The fear of poking one's own eye out
arachnophobia is to fear of spiders, as autooptopokephobia is to the fear of poking one's own eye out.
by UDwurdcreator January 13, 2009
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autoharpomania

An often progressively debilitating psychological disorder falling on the obsessive compulsive spectrum, usually beginning in childhood, whereas the sufferer becomes fixated on the autoharp, an oddly non-musical zither instrument, to the exclusion of everything else.
When the once gregarious and popular young man stopped eating or speaking to anyone and we suspected he may be suffering with autoharpomania, we made the decision to intervene and were horrified to discover no less than one hundred and fifty autoharps amassed in young Phinneas’ bedroom.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
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The Autonomics

A band based out of Portland, OR, consisting of Dan Pattenburg on guitar and vocals, and twin brothers Vaughn Leikam on bass and Evan Leikam on drums and percussion. They have released one EP, Good Luck and Medicine and as of April 2011 they are working on their second. Genre is rock, blues, and alternative blend.
Dude, I saw The Autonomics last night. They are great performers, and their music is mind blowing.
by Jo Claire April 26, 2011
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Fully Semi-Automatic

The scariest thing in the whole world, the ability for ghost guns to fire 30 magazine clips in under a second. Used by the XR-15 Shorty to kill hundreds of people in seconds.
MSM reporter: The shooter used an AR15 fully semi-automatic ghost gun with a red dot laser sight sniper scope that can fire 30 magazine clips in under a second.
by F-15E Strike Eagle June 25, 2022
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