cool as the other side of the pillow 

A state of being very calm and collected, rarely freaking out or becoming over-emotional, and generally well-respected by the majority of people. May have originated from ESPN's SportsCenter.

Man, back in high school I was the shit. I used to ride up about 10 minutes late every day on my Harley-Davidson in my leather jacket and sunglasses. I'd walk into class and take my usual seat in the back of the room, where the two hottest girls in the school were waiting for me. Then I'd light up a cigarette, Marlboro Red of course, lean back in my seat to where I was almost lying down, and put my arms around the girls. If the teacher told me to put out my cigarette, I'd laugh and say "Make me." She wouldn't of course because I was too cool to not smoke. Yeah, I was about as cool as the other side of the pillow.
No, actually I was a nerd who watched Star Trek marathons and wrote code for Mac OS 9 at age 12.
No really, I was always pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished I could someday be that cool.

cool as the other side of the pillow by Nick D October 20, 2003

as the fella says 

a reference to the wisdom and insight of the archetyphal honest man

Well, I'll tell you now Timmy, keep tippin' away with that job. It'll do you well, as the fella says.

as the fella says by GerBall January 7, 2010

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles 

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles by John Joe September 20, 2012

As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

As the actress said to the bishop by Ska Killer April 24, 2009

A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis) 

An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.

Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.

Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis) by Leverett Thomas Holder November 8, 2009

s p a s m 

A fucktard who likes to put spaces in between every letter in a word.

"M y n a m e i s s p a s m a n d I ' m a f u c k i n g m o r o n"

s p a s m by Cunt McBag December 31, 2003

As I Die Slowly 

"As I Die Slowly" is also known as AIDS.

I used that term because when a person has AIDS they are dying slowly.

As I Die Slowly by Natalie October 23, 2004