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aggressive monogamy

A type of monogamy, practiced by swingers - who are trying to hide the fact that they are swingers - because they built their entire persona around being in a traditional monogamous relationship.
He kept saying that he was practicing aggressive monogamy, while his wife was in the bedroom getting railed by his best friend.
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aggresive

"aggresive?? open up a dictionary. all you know how to do is to deflect an issue by attacking me lol. I was slightly upset at how u treated me, not jealous, no need to inflate ur ego."
by dxsqz June 8, 2024
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Aggressively throbbing dick

An aggressively throbbing dick is the male genital shaking aggressively.
Kid that lives down the road: Whats a aggressively throbbing dick?
Man: When you make you silly little penis shake aggressively.
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Aggressive Pacifist

A pacifist that isn't scared to be very mean or very aggressive as long as nobody gets hurt.
Pacifist: "I will never hurt a fly! I can solve any problems without violence as long we just talk things out!"
Aggressive Pacifist: "They wouldn't stop harassing me so I burn their house down! All without anyone getting hurt."
by Zakudarkside July 10, 2024
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aggressively nice

a person who acts friendly towards others with an unnecessary aggressive demeanor and/or force
"Bob is so aggressively nice, he literally force-feeded me a bunch of cucumber soup, and then proceeded to grab me by the neck and shoved a toothbrush in my mouth and started brushing my teeth!"
by Goot_63 September 7, 2024
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aggrequate

To combine or unify distinct elements, quantities, or concepts into a cohesive whole while ensuring proportionality, balance, or equivalence among them.
The report aims to aggrequate data from multiple sources to provide a comprehensive analysis.
In crafting the policy, the committee sought to aggrequate the interests of all stakeholders into a fair compromise.
The algorithm was designed to aggrequate inputs from various sensors, ensuring a consistent output.
by PerihelionXX November 30, 2024
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Aggressive Begging

How women tell men they dont want to work and be taken care of in the 21st Century.
Women who say "If he doesnt make 4x what I am making we cant be together." is a form of aggressive begging.
by lynkxs December 10, 2024
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