Alexana

Someone who probably won’t use this name until they are adults because people always mispronounce it or because it seems like it doesn’t “fit” you at a young age.

Although overall this person is very unique and special because who else could pull off a name like this.

Substitute Teacher: Al-al-al.... um Alexsana or Alexandra or...

Girl who looks annoyed because she’s had to deal with this all her life: I’m here, it’s Alexana

Alexana by JankyQueen June 17, 2018

Alex Richardson 

A thicc boi who loves phat booty bitches, he gets all the hoes but I owe him $15. He is also jewish

Alex Richardson stole my girlfriend because his chin so big and he got money

Alex Richardson by Big Daddy Aidan July 30, 2018

alex dipper 

gay boi

bro that kid is such an alex dipper

alex dipper by kidskoolaid October 5, 2018

Alex Greenwald 

I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!

Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.

Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.

George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"

Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"

George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"

Bobby: "You're kidding?"

George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"

Alex Greenwald by theThingThatOnlyKillsVegans October 20, 2018

Alex Gaskarth 

A completely kick ass guy who makes the best music and is extremely hot! He's the lead singer of All Time Low and make's fangirls screetch.

"Did you hear that song by All Time Low?" - Friend
"Yeah! Alex Gaskarth's voice was superb and he hits the notes spectacularly!" - You
"Hell Yeah!" - 3rd person that you didn't know was there because they sneak up in the most weird places... YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.

Alex Gaskarth by For Merlins Sake, Yes Homo. December 22, 2018

Alexander Hamilton 

Bastard Orpahn Son of A Whore

AND A GUY THAT CHEATED ON HIS WIFE AND WROTE A F*CKING 95 PAGE PAMPHLET ABOUT IT

Yeah, Alexander Hamilton was an idiot

Alexander Hamilton by RandomPerson784638 January 15, 2019

Alex Wiseman

Train kiddo

"Boii, that guy like trains so much he an Alex Wiseman"

Alex Wiseman by BlueBeens March 6, 2019