Alberto VO5

Noun: a brand of hair care products trademarked and patented in 1955 by The Alberto Company (now Alberto-Culver), and famously employed by such celebrities as Lucille Ball and Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis.

In order to maintain her classic coiffure, the First Lady made extensive use of Alberto VO5.

by speedog May 28, 2010

University of Alberta

Opened in 1908, the University of Alberta is located in Edmonton, Alberta. The university has become a leading research institution in Canada, and serves over 35,000 students. The university is also known for having one of the top athletics programs in the country. Go Bears!

The University of Alberta has the best hockey program in Canada.

by uofastudent September 21, 2005

bad bitch alert

something you say when a girl has done or saidsomething so badass or powerful you feel compelled to alert eveyone else in the room by uttering these three words

inappropriate office worker: *sexually harrasses bad bitch* (bad idea)
bad bitch: You better get your hands off me scumbag or I swear I'll kick your teeth in with my six inch heels
supportive office worker: Bad Bitch Alert!

by word_boner August 17, 2014

Albeit

it means eventhough or although retards and it doesnt look german at all. 'fluggenheimer' looks german.

clear albeit cold weather

by cannabis connoisseur May 13, 2005

albertsons

A place where human beings turn into beasts and try to save as much money as they can...it's a place where you see certain soccer moms everyday because they have nothing better to do after they dropped off Talan, Shiloh, and Dakota at soccer pratice. Certain customers can earn a title known as "Legend" if they are deemed worthy by a certain group of cool employees. These "cool employees" pretty much run the store and are all smoking hot, no homo. Such legends at one particular store in Rowland Heights include: Cabbage Patch Lady, Duckman, Paper Bag Lady, Cat Lady, Orca Lady, Leather Man, Benson & Hedges Lady, etc. And the hoes that work there will dress up all skanky and come into the store on their off days to show off. This is what is referred to as "Cake-Walking". They will come in and buy gum or something not needed...they will then precede to have sex with many dudes and do drugs. And once in a while, you can spot cholos running out of the store with stolen beer.

albertson's checker: "hello mam, do u have your albertsons card?"

asian customer: "nye o nye...fie nie five"...translation: 909-595

albertsons checker: "f me in the mother effing a-hole mother effer"

by Cabbage Patch Lady March 14, 2008

Douche Alert

When a douche bag aka dousch bag is approaching yourself and others and you must warn them before the douche gets close enough.

Where is Drew? Oh he's in the dishroom where he belongs. Here he comes, Douche alert!!! Douche alert!!!

by Soda Fountain May 15, 2006

Spoiler Alert

1. A spoiler alert is where someone gives away the main plot or turning point in a movie, book, show, etc.

2. Something that someone uses to really piss people off.

Spoiler alert! Snape kills Dumbledore!

by thatonechickyousawonetime April 27, 2011