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Mush Bird

A girl that looks like a man.

A girl that talks like a man.

A girl with a square chin and facial hair.

A stupid fuck of a girl that wears mens sports clothing and a baseball cap.

An ugly girl.

All/Any of the above.
Man A: Geez, you want to stop fucking that Kappa track suit wearing geezer of a mush bird.

Man B: She loves it hard up the shitter though...

Man A: You knoes iiit...
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baby bird

just like a mother bird would do for her child, it's the act of chewing up food, then spitting it into the mouth of another for their easy consumption.
what are you doing?" "nothing, nothing, just about to baby bird my girl some cookies because she's lazy and wants to eat.
by sassyfrassy July 11, 2011
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bird beak

Verb: The flaring of one's nostrils whilst pointing lips outwards and flaring them also quite hard in a bird beak position. It is also required to use a slight frown in order to put more emphasis into the bird beak pose. (The bird beak is done in a sarcastic way everytime somenoe says something stupid and the other person replies doing the pose).

Purpose: The aim of the bird beak is to show the other person that what they are saying or doing is wrong, rediculous, unlikely, or impossible. It can also be used when one is telling a sarcastic joke and at the end of it instead of saying "i was only joking" they do the bird beak instead.
example 1. Cornelious: "Hey we should go and egg that guys house tommorrow"

Rupert: Does the bird beak whilst saying something like; "Yeah as if..."

example 2. Cornelious: "Do you think this dress looks good on me?"

Rupert: Does the bird beak.

example 3. Cornelious: "I just smashed your car"

Rupert: "Did you really? SHIT!"

Cornelious: Does the bird beak
by ZELLLLLLLLL May 20, 2009
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dying bird

When a girl sucks a guys dick, gives a hand job to two guys standing on both sides of her, and gets railed in the ass. In the end the girl looks like a dying bird as she attempts to perform all these action at the same time.
Me, Jason, Tyler, and Davis did a dying bird on Breanne last night.
by andy lindy October 12, 2008
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Bird Of Prey

A klingon vessle infamous for it's speed and cloaking technology
Captain Picard, a Bird Of Prey has been spotted in Federation Space
by Anonyfur October 10, 2006
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ghetto bird

A police helicopter;usually being flown in the air when described as such.
Immediately after the shooting, a ghetto bird could be seen canvasing the neighborhood.
by Lizzie H October 19, 2005
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Birds and the bees

1)The talk that a parent (usually a mother) gives her daughter/son on the night of their first date, containing safe sex, or abstinence. The whole point of the 'birds and bees' is to convince you NOT to have sex.

2)The most annoying talk in the world.
1) Mom- Honey, we need to talk.
Daughter- Mom, I DON'T want the 'birds and the bees' talk.
Mom- But you need to know not to have sex. You could get pregnant and die!
Daughter- We're JUST going to a friend's house for a small get-together.
Mom- Are there going to be a lot of boys there?
Daughter- No Mom, it's a nun club.
by DanielleTheNonVirgin August 19, 2006
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