yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers

My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off

by jbrow December 08, 2020

Yard sock

A tube shaped piece of material with openings on both ends, so it can be worn to mask face or warm ears.

Look at that flailer over there wearing a yard sock to hide his identity.

by 406Brand January 09, 2019

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs

by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Alternative.
Rotten Clam Yard meaning a group of ratchet hoes

Medical term used by young professionals to describe the great chlamydia outbreak on the Jersey shore during the summer of 2012

Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs

by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022

yard barge

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.

Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!

by 1wiseguy August 23, 2022

Yardie yard face

When Ross Eric and Phil drink to much coffee and natter about the other members of the firm until the get caught by the head gaffer and have to carry on working being yardies with terrible dress sense and a passion for being late and unprofessional but at the same time being goofy yardie gangsta wanna be’s with a spotty neck and an obsessive personality.

Rah, that geez is such a yardie yard face. KMT

by RicoKaponasFanPage January 06, 2022

Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.

"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 08, 2021