courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh

when a waiter or bartender is working in a very loud bar or restaurant and cannot completely hear what the customer is saying but they start to laugh when they thought it was a time to insert laughter.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.

I was table-side when the family was talking to me and I started using my "courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh" when Mr. Young told the same story he has told 45 times previously.

by dakine mahalo December 2, 2009

Frozen Weiners

When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.

*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*

When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.

by 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D: June 5, 2011

Gavin Wagner

A guy who Wants to shove a laptop up someones ass then shit down their throat

I swear to god if you post that i will come to your house and shit down your neck. - Gavin Wagner

by Gavinwantstokillme March 27, 2013

rocket weiner

An ejaculation with a flaccid penis

Bob: did you just rocket weiner?
Steve: yeah man...
Bob: ....nice

by Which fix July 28, 2015

Double weiner

It's when a man straps a dildo to his penis and gives her the double weiner.

Hey honey, I can't wait for the double weiner you're going to give me tonight after dinner.

by Jimmu crack corn May 23, 2016

Sonic Weiner Method

The method of giving a woman a orgasm with a one foot hotdog from Sonic while in the Sonic bathroom.

"Wanna go to sonic?"
"Ya I heard of the new Sonic Weiner Method"
"...sounds lit (rolling eyes back into head)"

by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

uncle weiner

your brothers nickname that your daughter gave him

what's up uncle weiner

by weiner_snitchel April 6, 2017