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courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh

when a waiter or bartender is working in a very loud bar or restaurant and cannot completely hear what the customer is saying but they start to laugh when they thought it was a time to insert laughter.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.
I was table-side when the family was talking to me and I started using my "courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh" when Mr. Young told the same story he has told 45 times previously.
by dakine mahalo December 2, 2009
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Frozen Weiners

When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.
*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*

When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.
by 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D: June 5, 2011
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Gavin Wagner

A guy who Wants to shove a laptop up someones ass then shit down their throat
I swear to god if you post that i will come to your house and shit down your neck. - Gavin Wagner
by Gavinwantstokillme March 27, 2013
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rocket weiner

Bob: did you just rocket weiner?
Steve: yeah man...
Bob: ....nice
by Which fix July 28, 2015
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Double weiner

It's when a man straps a dildo to his penis and gives her the double weiner.
Hey honey, I can't wait for the double weiner you're going to give me tonight after dinner.
by Jimmu crack corn May 23, 2016
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Sonic Weiner Method

The method of giving a woman a orgasm with a one foot hotdog from Sonic while in the Sonic bathroom.
"Wanna go to sonic?"
"Ya I heard of the new Sonic Weiner Method"
"...sounds lit (rolling eyes back into head)"
by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016
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uncle weiner

your brothers nickname that your daughter gave him
by weiner_snitchel April 6, 2017
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