by un-dumbassify yourself, please February 22, 2010
A slightly overpriced store found primarily in urban areas of North America. The company targets a college-aged audience, but attracts younger and older consumers just as well. While many of the brands they carry are overpriced (Diesel, Lacoste, True Religion, etc.), buyers trust them to be of excellent quality. Most Urban Oufitters shoppers are not looking so much as to fit a mold or put on a 'hipster' persona, but just want to buy good, fashionable clothing. Some think that Urban Outfitterers are trying to stand out as "individuals", but you could say the same about anyone who shops at American Eagle, Abercrombie, Aeropostale, Hollister, Hot Topic, and all the rest - except, unlike Urban Outfitters shoppers, those who shop at the more common stores REALLY want to look like clones (and are still paying for overpriced goods).
Hey, since we're here, why don't we go to Urban Outfitters? I'm sure we can find something that will make us look cool in a young, fashion-aware kinda way. Hopefully no body will perceive us as spoiled rich kids who want to be perceived as individuals even though we've never even had jobs.
by Niel Lindbergh January 05, 2007
woke up to this creep pressing up so close i could feel his junk, he was straight up urban spooning me
by croopstc August 12, 2011
A.) A place that teenagers use as a thinly-veiled excuse to whine about something when all their friends are sick of hearing them talk about it.
B.) Crack for passive-aggressive people. Read some of the definitions, you'll see what I mean.
B.) Crack for passive-aggressive people. Read some of the definitions, you'll see what I mean.
Urban Dictionary is a colossal waste of time unless you really want to hear what some whiny emo kid has to say in defense of being emo.
by DrThemo July 29, 2009
by Big Vince 80190 May 03, 2007
urban dick: "hay guise look at this funny word i put on urban dictionary"
friends: "shut up no one cares"
friends: "lol you urban dick"
friends: "shut up no one cares"
friends: "lol you urban dick"
by yondagar February 25, 2011
A cougar in training; someone just entering their early thirties with aspirations of being the real deal.
Often looks too young to achieve cougardom as eye cream, moisturizer, and a healthy diet are on their side. Non smokers. Non wrinkly hands and necks. Perky, natural boobs.
Age requirement: 30-36ish
Pumas in training are often called mountain screamers and would be in the mid to late twenties.
Often looks too young to achieve cougardom as eye cream, moisturizer, and a healthy diet are on their side. Non smokers. Non wrinkly hands and necks. Perky, natural boobs.
Age requirement: 30-36ish
Pumas in training are often called mountain screamers and would be in the mid to late twenties.
Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone are urban pumas. Technical cougars that can still be classifed as pumas = Ellen Pompeo (even though she's OOOOOLLLLDDDD, she's kept a youthful glow) and Amanda Peet (again, 35, but looks great).
Mountain screamers would be Natalie Portman, LeAnn Rhimes, and Scarlett Johansson.
Mountain screamers would be Natalie Portman, LeAnn Rhimes, and Scarlett Johansson.
by pumaqueen October 02, 2007