Tool Shop

A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .

They are quite literally the mother of all tools .

Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"

Ben: "Yeah what a tool "

Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"

by not a chance man September 19, 2009

tool

someone who has irrevocably screwed up or been screwed over socially, who has no way of leaving their current social circle, and therefore must pay a social tax to have a social life. As long as you are willing to be everyone's bitch at one point or another, you're allowed to socialize without extensive ridicule. most tools are simply guys who fucked up really big or fucked up one time too many, so they do anything to cling to whatever social life they have left.

The guy is such a tool. Did you hear about what he did freshman year?

You need a ride? Give tool a call.
You need free booze? Give tool a call.
You need free bud? Give tool a call.

by toolchest8 January 12, 2010

Tooldouche

The adjective for someone who is both a Tool and a Douche.

Pronounced:"TewlDoosh"

Person 1: Dude that guy who is wearing a sweater vest just pushed that homeless guy into the trash!
Person 2: Wow, What a Tooldouche

by alund93 March 31, 2010

Tool Status

To obtain the status of a Tool

Andrey is such a Tool.

Yeah he now has Tool Status.

by alexblanch April 13, 2010

tool script

Dialogue usually used by a female to get someone to do something for her. Similar to being a tease

All it takes is a little tool script and she'll have him right where she wants him

by exec-lear-man December 14, 2010

Toolbot

One that acts like a total loser or "tool" who annoys everyone around them.

Not now broski, you are such a Toolbot

by Databotski October 1, 2010

Tool baggery

A small group of people acting crazy, and obnxious in a very obvious manner. They think what they're doing is cool and acceptable. It's the ultimate combination of being a tool and a tool bag.

Did you see that tool baggery going on at the show last night? People are freaking crazy!

by jily November 25, 2010