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Jared: I like trees
Carl: ok
by fricking tree boy April 29, 2019
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Your Family Tree LGBT

A superhuman roast, responding to the whole chain of "Your Mom Gay", "Your Dad Lesbian", etc. Be careful with this roast, as it can hurt the victim used upon to the point of death.
"Your mom gay"
"You're dad Lesbian lol"
"Your family tree LGBT"

*Victim brings hands to head, tries to comfort the searing brain pain, but dies violently.*
by Swagrosoft May 26, 2018
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tree trunk

A fatass thigh.(Commonly Associated with Cankles)
Damn! Look at those girls legs. Them some tree-trunks!
by Mr.Finger December 1, 2003
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tree-hugger

Slur for a flower-child or hippy
Look at the tree-huggers without cars whining about McDonalds.
by Gumba Gumba March 4, 2004
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Grapefruit Tree

A tall and/or exceedingly slender woman with no hips, a flat buttocks and large, protruding breasts. Grapefruit may be substituted for any fruit that grows on a tree but which more closely approximates the size of the breasts at hand (pun intended).
Man 1: What do you think of Angelina Jolie?

Man 2: Well, her lips make her look like she's trying to swallow a pair of boxing gloves and the rest just looks like someone trained a grapefruit tree to walk.

Man 1: Harsh.

Man 2: That's how I roll.
by Shandooga McGluckfeez November 4, 2010
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tree pig

a ugly fat pig that fell out of a tree and hit all the branches on the way down, making a pig noise as she fell.
"Look mate, that bitch is so ugly!"
"yeah what a tree pig!"
by Volt9291 January 6, 2007
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Happy Tree Friends

happy tree friends is funny and violent but still brings happiness
lumpy is a dumbass on the cartoon happy tree friends
by Keegan sucks February 14, 2017
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