tear and gag

Tearing the bitch in two (see drop the hammer), whilst stifling any sound that she tries to make.

Person A: What you upto this weekend dude?
Person B: Tear and gag mate, tear and gag!
Perosn A: Word!

by deltron April 27, 2004

Tearjerk

The act of masturbating whilst crying. i.e to crystabate

Tearjerk: Cracking one off during the emotional ending of Armageddon.

by Backlit Villain October 16, 2008

Tearjerker

When you cry while masturbating.

That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Indian Tear

When you lack the need to defecate and the only excrement you can muster to expel from your anus is a tiny pellet.

Patrick: "Man, I really wanted to upper deck that toilet... but I couldn't poop, so I squeezed out an Indian Tear..."

Matt: "Go put an Indian Tear on this dollar so we can play poo dollar"

by Mattbrain February 23, 2011

Emo Tears

Used to mockingly express sympathy for another individual.

Aww, isn't that sad? I'm crying big emo tears for you.

by No Dutch November 24, 2003

Single Tear

When a dude can just ooze out a single droplet while cumming.

Zain's gf totally loves facials, but sadly for her, he's just a single tear dude.

by Zain Malik April 7, 2015

Angry Dragon's Tears

An angry dragon in which you hold the bitch's nose so the jiz cums out her eyes.

"Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."

by moob master April 9, 2003