Tom Holland

Daddy

"Wow Tom Holland is a great Spider-Man"
"You misspelled daddy"

by Tom Holland is a cinnamon roll July 25, 2018

Tom Morrelo

Probably the most talented guitarist in the whole fucking world. The things he does with a guitar are just fucking amazing. Plays for Audioslave and played for Rage Against the Machine.

Tom Morrelo's solo in Like a Stone is fucking mind blowing live.

by fsdaffsad April 28, 2005

gay tom

Gay Tom is an expression that originated in the UK and is used to express your feelings toward someone you know. The term is often a term of endearment with an offensive undertone.

"Don't call me a cunt, you gay tom!"

by chazsan June 17, 2008

Tom Cruise

He's had some good movies before, but now he's turned into a fucking Scientology fundamentalist nut on the ranks of Pat Robertson and Osama Bin Laden.

Person A: What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise?

Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.

by anonymous6812 April 7, 2008

Tom Nook

Money Satan whom puts you in debt even though you could smite him in SSBU. He'll become Karen and take the kids.

Villager A: "Did you get the bells for Tom Nook?
Villager B: "I'm broke."
Raccoon Satan smites their homes.

by T o m N o o k February 22, 2019

Tom Cruise

An overrated actor who specializes in couch jumping, promoting $cientology and painting himself into corners with his lies and contradictions. Has had several high profile sham weddings and relationships to hide the fact that he is a homosexual.

Wow, look at Tom Cruise's new mop-top haircut. He looks like John Lennon, only with less dignity.

by Marshall Rousso September 13, 2006

tom servo

tom servo is the reb gumball machine robot on the critically acclaimed tv show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. He makes most of the comments that have deep meaning, being built with a philosophical side.

tom servo just made fun of that guy by quoting einstiens theroy of relativity.

by Mike December 3, 2004