My Toast Father named Toast

This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted

yay, im sending this to discord now

Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit

by Libsu April 19, 2018

freedom toast

A single piece/peace of toast for abundance.

Clearing the mess and toasting after victory

A morning non-white bread with nothing on it or absolutely everything on it.

A mandatory and essential part of Breakfast of Champions who have fought in the struggle.

Toast to Abundance and everything that comes with it. For good and for bad for ecstatic and for sad.

Did you see Obama's Freedom Toast after killing Osama?

No Freedom Toast for Berlusconi

They shot off guns in Libya for their freedom toast. That's Libya for ya.

This Freedom Toast is Sacrilicious!!

by c-hat-e May 14, 2012

toasted cheese

Toasted cheese is a fancy more sophisticated type of grilled cheese

Guy-1 Hey do you want any toasted cheese?
Guy-2 wtf is toasted cheese

by theplayerhaterz January 19, 2016

hotel toast

1. A person that used to be hot until time took its toll on them. Just the same as toast you receive from room service.

2.Women who are hotel toast will often become cougars in later life.

Person 1: Did you see that cougar, Janice Dickinson on 'I'm a Celebrity' last night?

Person 2: Dude! I saw some old pictures of her on the tinterweb, that woman is hotel toast!

by Shelley & Matt December 23, 2007

Let it toast

Put your tongue into the bitch's ass......and "let it toast". You'll get it toasted. A little bit disgusting, but, who cares.
Recommended to be done by the bitch

by WTF August 20, 2003

Nyan Toast

Nyan Toast is bread in which has been burnt fiften times the normal amount in the toaster. Not so shortly after, magical rainbows of many colours spurt out, and toast grows a head, and then prominently begins flying around your kitchen.

Guy1: Hey man, want some toast to ease the hangover?
Guy2: Sure, wanna' play some cod while it cooks?
Guy1: *puts toaster on*, then proceeds to play an extra long game of cod.
--10mins pass--
Guy1: Crap man the toast!
--Both run into the kitchen--
Guy2: OMG what the hell? *toast begins singing nyan and flying*
Guy1: Are we still fucking drunk, is that Nyan Toast?!

by Toast82 September 29, 2011

Canadian Toast

Toast that is more charred ash than toast.

"You man, what the hell are you eating?"
"Dude, I like my Canadian Toast!"

by 5P1N4L 74RP March 4, 2009