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tree-nied

in disc golf A contraction of "tree" and "denied." Having an otherwise awesome shot deflected by a tree, shrub, or other woody material.
That was an incredible approach putt, unfortunately tree-nied at the end by that spruce.
by ChefDude January 25, 2015
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Happy Tree

1. You finna smoke some happy tree?

2. That happy tree kicking in
3. Damn bro that happy tree supreme
by Grimmy Noah January 20, 2021
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Tree Of Knowledge

The TOK to the TIC of life and times:
1. Sexual Intercourse; Sex; Fucking; penis in vagina; cock in pussy; Orgasmic physical activity shared between man and woman;

2. Tree Of Knowledge is the result of having sexual relations with a partner: SEX brings forth pregnancy, babies, transmitted diseases, fear, distraction, weakness.... Also known as the Tree of Life/ Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is the process after having SEX: a baby is born which is the Life. The good part is the baby's innocence of God, the evil part is God does not create babies in His&Her Garden of Eden lest the baby overshadows the work in the garden and the garden paradise is neglected by Adam&Eve, opening the doors to the seven deadly sins and destruction. The Tree Of Knowledge continues to grow in only one direction but with many branches of endless disillusions in reality. God is replaced by His&Her own creations creating on their own understanding in the Tree Of Knowledge and the Tree of Life consumes them to their own purposes rendering themselves "dead" to God's purpose and paradise, as promised the pair dies after having SEX and they become slaves to their baby's life. Everything they know revolves around their baby. Without God there is no life purpose. The baby they created becomes their "no life purpose". The Tree Of Knowledge is having SEX and eating the fruit of the Tree is having SEX and a baby is taken, a life for a life, an endless tree of the Knowledge of life's good and evil.
I had a date to study the fruit of the Tree Of Knowledge with my ex after we got back together, and that stupid dead dumb fuck gave me the God damn Herpes! His piece of shit ass fucked her piece of shit cunt and came out with herpes of shit lifetime of deadly disease! If only I chose to Heed God's warning I'd still have my life in the garden.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 9, 2022
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Crossword tree

Any form of artwork that depicts inter-locked words in a meaningful way. The words are joined by common letters in a grid-like form. Similar to a crossword puzzle. This type of crossword does not have clues. The answers are the words that make up the grid.
Michelle got a tattoo of a crossword tree on her thigh, and. Invented the term “crossword tree”.
by Michelle Matters February 28, 2022
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Soul Tree

why wont anyone soul tree
by Big Dik Banditz February 9, 2018
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tree rapist

Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat.
LOOK ITS A TREE RAPIST, KILL IT!
by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020
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Tree gaze

Looking up at trees and being marveled by their size or shape; different from classifying trees and a form of relaxation.
To take her mind off of things, she goes for a walk to tree gaze, forgetting her worries instantly.
by PseudoTree September 28, 2020
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