Shrek

Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...

Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?

Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!

by shrek_worshipper October 23, 2019

Shrek

A really sexy man

"Bro Shrek is packin 15 inches!"
"I know right, He's so sexy and hot!

by Trump2020_4moreyears November 18, 2020

Shrek

The hottest man alive

Person : hey guess who my crush is
Other person: obviously shrek cause he the sexiest man to exist

by Stuckinthesink January 27, 2021

Shrek

Stds

Have

Really

Excited

Knife play

Shrek was my favourite activity in the bed

by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021

shrek

shrek birthed jesus. he’s our lord and saviour.

— it’s sacrifice day
— well we better find a new born to

give to our master shrek

by hoe4dannydevito June 2, 2019

Shrek 2

A fever dream of a movie starring shrek with gyatt

Hey, have you seen Shrek 2?

by Shrek 2.3 March 19, 2024

Shrek

Literally the best movie ever

"Did you see Shrek?"
"Ya I did, it was awesome!"

by Anna set me on fire June 21, 2021