Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.
Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?
Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?
Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?
by kcm556 June 2, 2017
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Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
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You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.
by applejacks101 January 9, 2017
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Get the Holy Crap mug.The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Get the Crap smear mug.A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.
"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."
by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013
Get the google craps mug."Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."
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by Vanh0 October 22, 2011
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