tea pot

a black person from England. Commonly found to have a SCHTEENY SCHWEENY ie a small cock

mat you are a black tea pot

by c.bone October 2, 2007

tea bagging

when angry rich white people get not so rich angry white people to protest against tax cuts for the not so rich offset by tax increases on the rich.

I'm going to a tea party to collect the $600 tax credit the people tea bagging there are getting and sending it back to the rich.

by cowtipperr April 15, 2009

tea party

The kind of ineffectual corporate meeting that reminds me of how my kindergarten girl friends would get together with thier fake tea pot and cups. Drink fake tea. Pretend to be grown-ups. Give each other fake complements. And tell fake stories.

Jeff - Hey Bill, did you notice that Michael has set up another one of his tea parties for next Wednesday to talk about improving the deployment process?

Kristine - Jeff, do you want to meet for lunch with us at Quiznos? We're going to meet there at 11:30.

Jeff - No, I can't. That weenie Michael set up another tea party for 11:30 to noon.

by Catjuice July 22, 2008

Tea with Mussolini

1) A euphemism for male masterbation.
2) Something Hitler did a lot before they both died.

1) Ok, guys, go home now, I have to have tea with Mussolini.
2) Ja, it is time for mich to go on the train to have tea with the Duce.

by jerkoff June 8, 2005

tea room

A locker room or shower where guys see one another naked.

I love to frequent the tea room at the University if Kansas because the regular guys using the gym share the same showers as all of the straight boys on the swim team.

by SquareMike Jewpants November 13, 2004

Tea on the rocks.

When one inserts their testicles into an unsuspecting guest's drink before serving it to them.

To "Tea Bag" a drink.

When Jeff saw his ex at a bar he gave her a Tea on the Rocks.

by SI_Ex_Pat January 15, 2010

Tea Bag

To dip two habanero into your mouth holding each of them by the stem, before you eat them. A hot sensation will come upon your head. No matter how much you try to fabricate your face, people will see your pain.

I just tea bagged myself man...shit was hotter than Sade.

by MrTallyMon June 13, 2011