taint checking

Contrary to how it might sound, taint checking has nothing to do with 'checking' the area between the scrote and the asshole and everything to do with computer science. It's an error-catching mechanism built into some programming languages (Perl and Ruby, primarily) designed to prevent user input from 'contaminating' other variables in a program.

The built-in taint checking kept that SQL injection attack from crippling our website.

by Erratum December 2, 2010

Taint Towel

A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.

Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"

by Wolfgang7990 March 2, 2011

taint brush

The article used to clean or scrub one's taint. Can be anything from a toothbrush to streetsweeper depending on the size and severity of taint uncleanliness. Traditionally used by females; males use grundle brushes.

Stay out from under Meredith, she hasn't used a taint brush in years.

by webecheefin April 10, 2006

riddle taint

1.)also the combination off asshole and dick head if you attend embry-riddle
2.)The act of flipping a collar up if youre wearing a pink shirt and wearing giant horse googles from a stupid flying movie as sun glasses,
3.)sweater vest

"Im sucha riddle taint!..im from upstate NY where the real gangsters live so we all have to wear our easter egg gang color shirts and flip up our collars in my new convertable and go drive to a laguna beach party!"

by riddle rectum September 24, 2005

taint thinner

one who licks taints

i.e. Andy Bond

see grundle brush

by Senor Badass March 27, 2004

Taint Bandit

the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. Many would hear a taint bandit from its distinctive call of EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!

Cousin of the Grundel Monster.

I have no taint, the Taint Bandit came in the middle of the night and snatched it up.

by KanoMac October 23, 2009

taint patch

A small patch of hair configured similar to a soul patch, below one's genitals, usually on the 'taint' region.

"I tried something new, instead of the usual landing strip, I switched the side, and shaved in a taint patch.

by phalic overide September 27, 2011