Hot Tony

A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality

Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.

Friend: He's such a Hot Tony

by Trixie Buttercup January 12, 2008

Being a Tony

There are many ways to be a Tony. You must achieve several of the ways to actually attain TP "Tony" status. These ways are listed below: be emotionally unavailable, reject any love and/or affection, don't respond to text messages with more than 2 words, say you cannot commit to any plans, seduce women and then cut them off when they fall for you, hate animals, get girls to fold your laundry, listen to 80s hair bands, hate talking about feces and/or farts, and not get close to anyone

Girl: Hey Tony, wanna see a movie this weekend? Tony:Lady, I can't commit that far in advance. Girl: (awkwardly grabs Tony's hand) Tony: What the fuck are you doing?????? Girl: oh okay, you're just being a Tony

by Hanson Kelly April 29, 2013

tony blair

Bastard. How does he cope wif terrorism? ID cards! NEWSFLASH ASS HOLE! MAdrid had ID cards- did that stop terrorists blowing up the trains? NO! Hes going to keep taking British people's rights until we cant even take the piss before we are shot- curfew in effect. George W bush's bitch.

Vote Lib Dems- weve neva had a aginger prime minsiter

by jam master jay February 6, 2005

Tony

1. "The Antonio"

2. a name not commonly given to people from the country Laos

3. a feeling of Italian Euphoria

4. a dark skin toned male, slick back black hair, short in stature, large nose and penis, shades, who commonly uses the words, eeeeeeyyyy, fugettaboutit, and Oooooh!!

5. not to be confused with Steven

I took a Viagra last night and had sex for 6 hours straight!! My wife started screaming Oh Tony, Oh Tony!!! I was like, Who the Fuck is Tony?!

by The Antonio July 7, 2010

dial tone

1. A sound heard on a phone system when you pick up the phone and it's ready to make a call. In US telephones this consists of a 350 Hertz and a 440 Hertz sine wave (two pure tones) mixed together.

2. That ominous sound in definition 1 that indicates your girl/boy friend has hung up on you.

1."To make a call, lift the phone off the hook and place it so that the cord is facing downward near your mouth with the two sets of holes facing your head. Then listen for a dial tone. When you get a dial tone, dial the number." (instructions just in case you're Amish or haven't been in a house since 1927)

2. I got into an argument with my S.O. and got a dial tone.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 3, 2007

tone

gat,gun,heat,9, fire arm, something you kill people with

put my tone to your head and blast out your brain bitch!

by Crunchy Black November 18, 2003

tony becker

A god. The offspring of Chuck Norris and Satan, this behemoth of muscle and rage can not be stopped. If you ever see him be glad ... this is because he is allowing you to live.

Tony Becker would bitch slap Jesus so hard he'd go away for another 3 days.

by TheWalmartGreeter September 7, 2014